Once upon a midnight dreary, I tripped and fell and got all teary.
You know what stopped those tears? An Edgar Allan Poe Bandage.
Poe wrote about all kinds of yucky things, so it's only natural to use his image to cover a sore. So if you nick yourself on your slowly descending bladed pendulum or scrape off a bit of skin while mortaring a friend into a catacomb, these bandages will ease your pain. Each 10 cm tall metal tin comes with fifteen approx. 8/2.5 cm sterile strips decorated with the image of Poe and his raven.
As it says on the package: "Quoth the Raven: No more sores!'"
Comes with a FREE PRIZE!